Braw Poems

COOPER
by Lennon Fowler

This is the story aboot Cooper,
Ma wee, curly haired broon dug,
Half Lhasa Apso an’ half poodle
But am gled no a snufflin’ wee pug.

Cooper’s no awfy fond o’ the postman
An’ the windae cleaner’s got nae chance,
He wance goat him by the ankle,
And led him a wee Scottish dance.