Shoapaholic

Av goat a passion for fashion
An’ shoappin fir claes
A cud shoap tae a droap
Aw day lang, nae bother

A gie up tae the Fort tae New Look
Fir a jaiket an a froak
Then a gie intae H&M
Fir leggins, toaps an soacks

A wee dauner intae River Island
Fir a wee bit glitter and spairkle
An a wander intae Next
A buy troosers that stoap at ma ainkle

Then a gie in tae JD Sports
Tak a wee peek at the trainers
But ah’m awfy fussy wi the anes a like
An a feel like a richt complainer

Yu’ll no git Doakter Mairtins here though
Ye need tae go intae toon insteid
See these bits ae mine a cannae tak them oaf
Th’re the best hings since sliced breid

Ah’ll need tae git savin fir ma next day oot
Sae a kin splash the cash in the sales
A cannae wait till a hit the shoaps
Sae a can fill ma bags wi claes off the rails!

by Rosie Gilmour
(Wallyford Primary School)