The Clype

The Clype

The Clype

by Shane Strachan

Naebody likes a tell-tale as we find oot in Shane Strachan’s poem, read by actor Jacob Collins.

He sees ye skippin gairdens,
he kens ye’r skiyvin skweel.
He’s filmed ye on his phone
aetin gulsh afore a meal…

He’s caught ye buddin windaes,
chappin doors for chickenelly.
He kens fit ye’v been Googlin
and been waatchin on the telly…

Onytime ye’r being glaikit,
or actin like a gype,
at some piynt ye’ll be clyped on
by that little wee… clype!